Nope no pretty little dresses for me. I wore a black pant suit (the ones with the long jackets) I'm not fond of dresses. And in the end, I didn't go and get pierced because the event went on too long! I was so pissed off! Now I'll have to rechedule for Sunday or something! I want it now DAMIT!

Incidentally, a couple of weeks ago you were thinking of getting a fourchette, have you decided?
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Sir, I'll admit your general rule,
That every poet is a fool,
But you yourself may serve to show it,
Every fool is not a poet!
~S.T. Coleridge