I think you win

Who do you work with DAC's sister?

I'm the weird one here... everyone else is too conservative

Um yeah, you for sure win. I work with people through e-mail so I don't even get to be included in this contest.

Yeah i'll have to go with shooter. I'm the wierd one.

at my last job over 7 years ago i worked with a total, "It puts the lotion in the basket.." type guy. he creeped me out. i was totally cool to him incase he snapped and went on a rampage.....

edit to add: BAM!!! HOW ARE YOU!?? omg i havnt seen you in So long!!!!!!!!!!! hope your doing swell!

only in texas.....

I work with a 19 year old who acts like a 10 year old and talks like a 5 year old. She's unbelievably immature and drives everyone insane. Case in point, she recently went on a trip to disneyland and was counting down how many more sleeps she had until she left...Somehow she's engaged..

josho, you dont know how true that is!
in fact, there was a lady here. she stopped by once. when she left the other employees told me she had a crazy snapper. she had a regular looking cooch, but it split into 2 seperate tunnels. so, you could pretty much pick a side and roll with it.
i was like NO WAY she had a 2 headed snapper? and they said yea, she told whomever and she SHOWED one female co-worker who called B.S. on her. and it was true.
if she was my girlfriend i would be scared. i might get lost.... maybe leave a trail of string or bread so i could find my way. you deviate AT all and it throws what little game i have totally off....

I work with an idiot who works two 40 hour/week jobs, his wife doesn't work for some strange reason.
But he constantly bitches to management about things (in departments that he doesn't even work in) that supposedly doesn't work. He doesn't read labels so things are way out of place, he's super slow when he should know where things are if he's been there for over 6 months.

Oh from working so much he mastered falling asleep walking! There's been a few times where he was walking and fell asleep and ran into someone. He's also fell asleep while pouring coffee, and eating potato chips. It's funny (but sad) watching him fall asleep with half chewed potato chips in his mouth. If someone is THAT tired maybe he should have his damn wife get a job, it doesn't seem that anything is wrong with her - she's been in the store a few times.

hmm my collegues are nice enough, even if Mick is a little grumpy, but I work at an old fashioned freehouse. We get some very very random locals. They're also generally nice enough, but there's one who reeks of woodsmoke. I little is nice, but the pub smells of it for hours. You can tell which seat he used a week later. Nice guy, lives on a boat in the middle of nowhere an Italian (I think) multimillion-heiress gave him when he helped her learn to fish or something.

Anyway, if this guy spends more than five minutes somewhere, you can tell. One day, at the end of the shift (I was working upstairs, he was downstairs), I went to ladies. Smelt woodsmoke. I assumed the door must have been open when he walked past or something.

Sat down and saw a post-it note written in very careful biro-d handwriting "Smile, Ms Grace: Martin will always love you." (Martin being a mutual friend).

All the other guys seemed oblivious to anything unusual. That had me a tad freaked for a few days.

I've never said anything to anyone envolved. I'm not sure they'd believe me.

I don't think there is anything wrong with being excited to go on a trip, but okay.

I've got a hodgepodge of interesting coworkers.

My favorite, though, is a very fresh ex-marine .. oddly enough he grew up in Texas

Anyhow, the dude was a photographer for the marines and served two tours in iraq. He was there when they pulled Saddam out of the hole. He'd probably still be in had he not taken three bullets and a landmine full of shrapnel.

Due to that and a bunch of other effed up stuff in his life - the guy developed a hell of a temper. It's fun listening to him on the phone with someone rude.

Me neither. If I was going to Disneyland I'd be bouncing off the frigging walls!! Haha.

oh man....i just became weird creepy guy.
60+ year old co-worker. she is a vegan and has a HARD body. she was working on the phone box and was all bent over and flashing some MAD ass-crack. and i was lookin'. i kid you not, grandma has it going on!
this is the same old lady that was sporting wicked camel toe in the winter with her sweat pants.....
Speedo....

dude.....

that's just wrong.

man.

dude shes like stuck in the 70's. she has like big Farrah hair and doesnt know she got old. she wears some wicked hot clothes man. hey, look, she was handicapped. she was in a wheelchair when she first started. i swear i NEVER scammed on her until AFTER the leg braces came off. ok, maybe a little but dude! shes like hella grandma hot!
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No there is nothing wrong with be excited. It's how she goes about it. Just in a very childish way, she talks like a 5 year old, very baby talk like. i don't know, you'd have to know her to understand what i mean.

Ah, in that case, I know someone like that too. I feel your pain.

We have a creepy busboy (well, several..) at work. He follows all of the girls around, calls us baby, sweetie, etc. and always tries to put his hands on us. He weirds me out. Yesterday when I came in, he came up and told me I smelled good, lol He also told a cook he was thinking about selling himself online? lol

this guy, and DJA's stalker have got to be related...or at least in the same creepy-kids-club....