Ok, I'll try---

Um, circumcised? No huge veins, preferably with jinglies?

No super distinct circ lines if it is cut, no disproportional mushroom, and as for the dangles - not like softballs and saggy but a handful would be good and preferably not trying to hide under the shadow of the peen. Lol

Metal is a bonus.

I agree with Phal about the veins thing... they scare me haha

Mine, obviously.

I my hubbies!!

Uncut, thickish, slightly above average length..

Hmm..
circumcised.. no huge veins.. thickish is nice..
metal is a bonus but I've never been that lucky to be with a guy who has peen metal

I'm perfectly happy with mine.

Can I verify that please?

I wish I had a penis. I'm not going to lie, I think it would be much better than lady parts.

Circumcised, atleast avg. lenth when erect, & girthy. Testicles need to atleast have some oomph but not too oomphy! A perfectly well proportioned and symmetrical head.(That's a biggy for me!)

Slightly thicker, 6-10 inches, veins are okay, nice sized balls though.

The fun is in the looking and trying. I don't believe in perfection. Aesthetically, I have seen a damn good looking peen - and it wasn't adorned. However, insofar as the other stuff goes, it is all so variant with him (whoever that might be at the time) and me, that I don't even think perfection. I think, whoa, fun fun fun in the summertime!

Have to say I agree with Trin.
I have things I prefer -- average or above is nice, girth is good too. I've been with both cut and uncut, doesn't matter to me. Veins i don't care either way... I just like it a bit bigger because well it's more to play with :D But I don't have an idea of a perfect peen...

I think it would be fun to have a peen for a day. Although that entire day would be spent playing with it

Exactly! I would go out in public and pee on a wall. And then I would go out and pee in the woods and enjoy the fact that sticks and poisonous leaves are nowhere near my butt. I would pee everywhere! And then play with it..

Having fairly limited experience I can't really say what I think is "perfect". Though I do think the bf and I fit together VERY well... and that is pretty important. You can't throw a hot dog down a hallway nor can you shove a golf all in a garden hose.

at throwing a hot dog down a hallway!

Do I need to start renting my peen out?

im happy with mine also, circumsized, no huge gross veins, avg. length, girth a little over avg., and some jingle soon hopefully

My ex had a rather attractive looking peen. It was cut, and about average in girth and length, with a nice symmetrical head that was just slightly bigger around than the shaft. It was strangely colored though, with a nice pink head, more of a pale color down the shaft and darker towards the base. I used to call it a neopolitan penis! The testes were not too big, not too small, and hung in just about the right spot. He was typically well groomed too. No metal though. Aw crap now I'm horny.

It doesn't make the slightest bit of difference as long as he's confident with it. If he's on the large side, or on the small side for me, there are positions to deal with that. Slept with a guy who was significantly too long for me, but he knew what was doing, and the sex was great.

It doens't make the slightest bit of difference, and there is NO SUCH THING as a prefect Peen.

It's like saying someone has ugly ribcage. It's not their choice, there is very little apart from serious surgery that can be done to correct it, and no-one can really see anyway.

Ok my original question I guess leads on to this question for the guys. Are you happy with what you have or would you consider changing anything?

For me, I am mostly happy with the shape and look of my peen, but I REALLY would like a bit more length. I wouldn't want monster proportions, but probably about 2 inches extra when soft and 1-2 inches extra when erect. As for my balls, I'm fairly happy with them.

QFT!

A few years back I'd only been with circumcised boys and was so used to that that the thought of being with someone uncut was pretty scary in a way. But then it happened and I love it now. I'm not particularly bothered either way, but them being uncut definitely makes it easier when you're using your hands.

I prefer them to be average or a little bit above...a little above it nicer. Not too much though, I had an ex that was 10 inches and that was just scary. Average girth's just fine for me too.

Need i do the foreskin dance again? I think we know my views on too much of that.... lol

im quite happy with average on all counts. i could even deal with smallish if they know how to use it. Large is always a little daunting, if not also a little fun.

DOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, a really good point was made- I like the peen belonging to the man that I'm with because we fit perfectly together. Not too big, not too small, just a nice, seamless, warm, happy fit.

I don't get poked in the cervix, and he gets a nice, wet "hug".

Matter of fact, I love it so much, that I never want it to go away. Or the man it's attached to.

...Cause he's important, too.

Isn't it awkward when you know the both of us? I am *SO* not describing his peen on the internets. Eventhough he's posted pictures, albeit blurry ones.

Oh god,you guys don't even know-

I would totally waste a genie wish on having a peen for a day.

I would (insert dirty euphemism for "play with it" here) all day. And I'd pee on everything.

lmao pdbsg posted peen pics??? did i see those?!?!?

meanwhile i love my penis. i also love my ex's penis, we also fit perfectly

Although I honestly don't have a willy preference. Big enough to make me pleased...but not too big (scary). I've never been with a cut willy so I have no preference that way.