I have a single criteria that I use. How readily available is she and by extension it?

Asian, that is all.

How are you supposed to answer this without getting graphic?

Er....
No huge flappies, uh.... It's a hole, FFS! How perfect can it get?

Hey, breasts are part of the female genitalia, they can be described without getting too graphic

I agree with Phal. Big and flappy is so not ftw on girls.

Female genitalia should meet three equally important qualities.

Ready
Willing
Able

Proximity is a plus, but will travel for the right one
Should be washed regularly and recently

Other than that, just be grateful you've been granted access.

PDB, has this been brought on by the 'The Perfect Vagina', the Channel 4 documentary which was on last night?!
I watched that with my friends, and I think mine seems just about right.. I hope haha

Yes to a certain degree. I didn't watch all the program, but it got me thinking about what people think about their genitals.

QFT

Dude, you always make me lol. I didn't think about it, but yes- I will put washed at the top of my list. If I had a preference. Which I don't.

Non wrinkley, no saggy-ness, a pieces of metal, trimmed.

Wrinkley, saggy, flappy.. ick! These are all the worst words you could use when referring to lady parts.

Really? All this time I thought "stinky beef curtains" was the worst.

No roast beef or mud flaps, please!

EDIT: Doh, looks like FOS beat me on the "beef" reference. Oh well.

I keep thinking about grilled cheese sandwiches.

I literally just finished cooking a grilled cheese sandwich, but now I don't have the heart to eat it.

Eat it!

I actually think that big and flappy is just as nice as neat and tucked in. The variations in women are so vast that it's fascinating to see different vag. Personally, I like mine, which is in between the big and flappy and the neat and tucked in. *shrugs* It works for me and I'm perfectly happy with it!

I love mine and haven't had any complaints from others.. So that's all that matters.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness......that is all.

haha this is what I was going to say. No roast beef flaps! Ewwww

clean, symmetrical, mostly shaved, and small-ish inner labia.

I my cooter.

Well, for the most part I like my vag, but I'm not too fond of the fact that my inner labia hang just a little too far outside my outers, but that's what I got to work with so I clean it, groom, it, and pierce it just the same. Although, the first guy to ever see me naked took one look and said, "well, every vagina is different I guess." That didn't make me feel too great. Perhaps I shall pierce my outer labia so that they appear to hang a little lower than my inners. Hmmmm....

Personally, as far as looks are concerned, I like the look of more dominant inners. They are a lot of fun to play with, but again, CLEANLINESS is the key.

Clean is very important, but i personally like it neat and tucked, doesn't have to be clean shaved but trimmed is nice, and jingle would be fun

Now breasts, that's a whole different story. I LOVE my boobies! They are nice and round and perky with little nipples. I would like them to be a little bigger, but other than that, they're pretty perfect for my body.

Mmmm... boobs. Big, small, I love 'em all! I like B cups just as much as I do D cups.

Oh, but please, no fake boobies. Natural tah-tahs FTW!

I like a I can eat