I'm guessing the OP deleted it.

Ahhhh ok I just wanted to make sure that I wasnt seeing things. I posted, took a bath then went to check it and it was not there.

I deleted it after it turned to the point where baptism is bad because the water might have bacteria. It would have turned way worse if it had run on.

Thats what us Mods and Admis are for. We would have stopped it before it got bad. You have to remember not every one on here is going to agree witht heings you post. A good debate is always welcomed on here. You kinda have to expect some one is going to say something you dont like....being on the internet requires a tough skin.

I can get that people disagree. But it was just getting ridiculous--it always does.

Thats the way the web works.

Circumcised penises must be wrapped in prosciutto in order to heal correctly. DON'T COOK IT THOUGH. Just let the pork rot off and it'll be all healed up. No really.

The Universe Creating Magic Pixies say that circumcising infants is child abuse and child mutilation and is punishable by having the parent's genitals mutilated at the whim of the Pain Pixie closest to the infant at the time.

Universe Creating Magic Pixies (UCMP) are the way, the truth and the light and NOTHING can exist outside their wishes.

Bow down and kiss the Pixies, you heathens!

I don't see why UCMP are any less valid than the Abrahamic "God" or any other "gods" out there. So if you disagree, we must kill you.

How about the Flying Spaghetti Monster? I, at least, am at one with His Noodley Appendage.

eh eh, fagggggg. LOL.

Shhhh, I'm at one with it too, but don't tell the Pixies!

That was sarcasm, haha.

I was merely saying that not everyone agrees with religious practices and that by your logic something done against a child's will is abuse, ergo baptism would be abuse.

I'm sorry the bacteria joke didn't translate.

Baptism isn't abuse? Dang it all to heck! I was disowned by my (minister) father because I wouldn't let him baptize my daughter...ALL FOR NOTHING?

you know, the baptism thing, now that I'm an adult, kind of creeps me out. Seriously.

There's an INCORPOREAL ENTITY living inside me--a ghost!

I'm possessed!

lol i pm'd phal as to what happened to the cut the pee pee thread?
and baptism. i was baptised 4? 5? years ago into the Mormon church. ok, one guess. guess who lied that he wasnt gay? ha! and! if you want to become aethist really fast join the mormon church. that screwed me on the whole god thing....
im just sayin'...sorry to rant. it just cheeses me off...
S

Feh. I already made a virus which makes UCMP foreskins rot off. Those little buggers are a nuisance.

You know they proclaim they are vengeful, right? And they already knew you were going to make that virus!

Since we cannot possibly understand the UCMPs plan, we cannot possibly do anything they don't want to be done. So maybe your virus is actually just the UCMPs working THROUGH you?

Don't question the Universe Creating Magic Pixies!

Isn't it obvious that you're doomed if you forsake them?

Did you get magic underwear?

yep. see they dont tell you about that until later. they dont tell you god lives on a planet called Kolob or some dumb . they dont tell you you need secret handshakes to get into heaven. oh, and a secret series of knocks on the door to get in. i you not people. all this is mormon belief. and if you stop going to church kiss your friends goodbye. they will slowly (like a few months) filter away.
oh, and when you die, you become a god to your own little world. thats what we are on. some gods world.
i have a friend who is an honest to god rocket scientist for nasa. he is a HARDCORE mormon. he suspends all reality to follow this. the planet is only a few thousand years old. the dinosour bones? carbon dating? all a ruse from god to trick the non believers.
oh, 10% of your check to the church or you cant go to the temple. (thats where god lives but if you dont pay you cant hang with him no'mo')
wife gets a wild hair and bangs the varsity football team? forgive her and stay together because you are married for all eternity. (even if she is a Ho'.)
its ALL bunk. golden plates from god to write the Book of Mormon. in the BOM it says god placed a curse on the wicked and turned their skin black. (african people) so if you are black you are pretty much boned in the ass if you are black. wait, in 1978 under pressure from activists they recanted that. even though its doctrine.
gahhhh! dammit! i fooooking hate that church!!!!!!!!!!!

Calm thyself, child.

You have seen the South Park episode about mormonism, right? You'd get a major kick out of it

p/s, men in the mormon church are the biggest bunch of hairy Vags you will ever meet. they are taught love and forgiveness and meekness and . basically let people walk all over you.
no tattoos, piercings, long hair, beards etc. wasnt jeebus a hippie? yes!

I saw the Scientology Southpark. There's a Mormon one too?

The adherents of one religion thinks another religion is ridiculous. As ridiculous as that other religion's adherents think of them. It goes on and on because each KNOWS they're right.

A Billion Muslims KNOW they are right, but 5 BILLION people disagree.
A Billion Christians KNOW they are right, but 5 BILLION people disagree.
A Billion Hindus KNOW they are right, but 5 BILLION people disagree.
Etc.

I think it's funny.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103933

^thisaone.

it's amazing. apologies for the commercials.

OH YEA!!! in the Mormon church they are all about being "filled with the spirit" should i take this job? listen to the still small voice. feel for the burning in your bossom. listen for the spirit inside you. then decide on the job.
should i nail this chick on the firsst date?(answer:no. its a sin) but the spirit will guide you to a hand job in your bed alone instead of hot monkey sex in the bathroom of a mexican disco on the bad side of tijuana.
sorry thats crap to. self gratification is a sin to. so no spanky spanky on your weiner. its just THERE. dont use it until your married.
fooking aholes man....

Where do the tree-huggers fit in? Nuveau-druid types? Wiccans?

oh, and the Mormans baptise jews after they're dead. That one's just offensive.

*psssst* be cool dude...."filthy feet" religion people go OFF on you when they think you are bagging on them. had it happen here to me a few times.....

they do that so that the dead spirits can chose to accept the "one true church" in the after life. or reject it. it dont matter what religion you are you will someday be baptized by-proxy in the Mormon church.
they get one person to baptize, and a nother to be the proxy and they do like 50 in a row. then change people and do 50 or so more. if you dont bring your own family names they have thousands of names for you to do. supposedly you are hanging out waiting to get baptized by proxy in the after life. then you accept it and can go to heaven. *cough cough bullshat cough cough**

The "filthy feet" religion people are indistinguishable from the other religious people to me.

I gladly invite their scorn.

Man, just look at their feet! One is bare, the other is adorned!

Off topic, but I find you delightfully grumpy, Mr. Lopez.