It may have been pierced at a funny angle or something, but if your jewelry does not fit properly, then that can play a HUUUUGE role in it not being comfortable. Think of it this way - is it comfortable to wear shoes that are 3 sizes too big with no laces?

Proper frenums are supposed to be really nice for sex so if you are experiencing all this trouble I would wonder if something was not done the right way. They also generally heal very rapidly.

You know, it is pierced funny. It's at a 35 angle or so. I didn't think about that. Healing was fast but maybe tighter jewelry would help. I wonder if they straighten it out and re-pierce the one side it would help?

I shouldn't think angle would matter all that much. Is it a close fit when you're erect? If it's too long, it may be pulling the hole back and forwards, and that would not be nice. *cringe*

No, there's quite a bit of room when erect, but I think the friction is probably moving it back and forth. I actually went to see the piercer over lunch and he said I should put olive oil on it (?) because it's getting dry. I can also take the barbell out for sex I guess which I didn't know. He didn't recommend a smaller size or a different type of jewelry. Was considering a CBR but I'm not sure how they measure that or what the difference in fit would be between erect and flaccid.

Thanks for all of the attention to my peener!

BadKitty is spot on. The importance of jewelry of the correct size/material/design is generally under-appreciated.

I really don't like what I'm hearing about your piercer. If I were you, I'd find another.

I cringe every time I see the title of this thread.

I was about to make the same comment! I keep mentally visualizing a guy with his morning wood walking down the hallway, tripping, and falling.

I fell down and I can't get it up.

All I can think of is a pirate's peg leg getting stuck in a hole in a wood floor

Only morning wood, obviously.

Just re-read and I'm a retard when I'm tired.

Actually, I think it's possible to have a broken penis, if it sustains trauma. I thought I read somewhere . . .

i have yet to fall on my penis but i will post another topic if i do. hopefully it will be on a cushy surface.

I've read it too, Cloud!

And, some animals have weiner bones!! I think monkeys and I can't rememeber what else.

Raccoons and possums.

And walruses (walri???).

They're called oosiks.

Squirrels, too, I think.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum

My mammalogy professor had a large buck knife with a baculum handle. Forgot what species it was from, but obviously something big.

Dogs have a penis bone - it's called an os.

Yeah, "os penis" is another word for baculum.